Why Didn't I Take the Single??

At the start of the year, my roommate insisted on pushing our desks together.  She wanted to be chummy... I wanted more floor space.  It seemed beneficial at the time.

Well, it wasn't worth it.
She won't stop eyeballing me over her computer.

EDIT:  She's STILL watching me.

EDIT:  Is that Rocky Horror Picture Show she's humming? AGAIN??

EDIT: Now she's doing something weird with her leg... God help me.

EDIT:  WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?????